“We’re suing for the right to keep poisoning people”

I wish I could just publish a bogus study that says pfas cause people to be more liberal so then they’d ban them quicker.

Of course, it will be expensive for polluters to deal with. Tax payers will pay for most of the pfas testing in drinking water due to municipal water testing unfortunately though.

You are going to drink this poisoned water peasants and jack shit daddy Sam gonna do about it!