That rock is so smooth and circular. I can’t not pick it. I’m drawn to it.
drrr… drrr… drrr…
Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.
Here, take this:
THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!
It is….precious…to me
Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can’t remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.
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This is my favorite thing I’ve read this week
Heating pad. Counterweight on bear bag. Massage tool. Circle template. Door stop. Wheel chuck. Pothole filler. Sculpture source. GI Joe mountain. The list goes on.
You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.
A lifetime of swashbuckling! WHOOSH. WHOOOOSH WOOOSH…
Yea but if we ever get attacked by the scissor nation you’ll be ready
But if the paper nation flanks us we’ll be at a stalemate. We have a conundrum.
😂😂😂 I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it
It’s from the ultra extended edition.
I’d take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I’d think back to that sweet rock.
Stick is temporary, rock is forever.
Sad grand canyon noises
I recently saw the Grand Canyon IRL for the first time. I’d always wanted to see it and it completely surpassed my expectations in every way
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
I take the Rock! It’s much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.
And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.
I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.
Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don’t lose it
Stick will rot, rock will stick.
Not perfect but I like it.
You can shape rock, you cannot grow stick.
This is poetry 👌😌
Stick will rot, rock will sit.
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!
Honestly, it’s so perfect I’d probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one’s around to see it).
Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes “Blop” and it’s gone.
Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for
This guy cargo pantses
Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They’re fucking awesome.
Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don’t realize it’s actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses
Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it’s more likely than not that I’ll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there’s so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!
Then use perfect stick and perfect rock to make perfect pump drill for fire
sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.
I’m going rock so I can charge my phone.
What
Looks like wireless charger
I’m going rock so I can solve world hunger.
I’m going to uplift rock and give it the ability to think so it can shitpost for me
Can I mate with you please. Kakaw
Soup from a stone?
Stone soup is amazing!
I’m going rock so I can say “okay google, play Never Gonna Give You Up”
I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good
I’ll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.
Perfect rock + perfect stick = Royal Scepter
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
The rock, (a) because it’ll last longer and (b) because it’s got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain’t no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.
