Annual reminder that it’s now been 14 years since Hannity promised to be waterboarded for charity.
He talks a big game, but that’s all it is – and his talk gets cheaper by the day.
This was the comment I came to see.
He looks like a chicken leg in that photo.
That's right, I was going to mention the same. All these would-be tough guys are all alike.
Wait we had the chance to waterboard him and we didn't take it?
Id say let’s put him up for a test then.
Send him into the woods in Maine!
And leave him there!
If that's the case why do we need guns?
And why isn't he in Maine?
Hannity taking this guy down with his epic martial arts skills on live TV could be bigger than Geraldo opening Capone's safe
Yeah, but depraved as TV has a reputation for being, there's still a bit of a taboo against showing someone getting turned into pink mist on live TV.
Live, maybe, but I know of at least one instance of it happening on a TV show
But Pay Per View on the other hand…
I'd watch it on PPV
This would have been my immediate response too. “I guess we don’t need guns, just sweet martial arts skills”
Hannity should challenge Steven Seagal to a fight. Winner becomes king of the douchebags.
I like to think they both shit themselves and it's called a draw.
A single round from an AR15 can amputate a limb.
Good luck, fuckface.
It could also amputate nearly a whole Sean Hannity from an otherwise perfectly serviceable limb.
Crucially, it can do so at hundreds of yards distance. Which is longer than his reach, last time I saw him on TV.
I dunno. He is certainly reaching with this whole kung-fu master bullshit.
I heard he did so well when he was water boarded.
He also said he could handle waterboarding, but has never had the plums to put that to the test.
This is simply another instance of Sean Hannity writing checks with his mouth that his ass can't cash.
Quite frankly, I doubt that he could handle an unarmed assailant.
He also said he could handle waterboarding, but has never had the plums to put that to the test
At least Christopher Hitchens put his money where his mouth is and changed his mind immediately.
That was immediately respect-worthy. He emerged from it traumatized, even by the brief experience, and said it was absolutely, 100% torture.
I'm imagining it going something like this.
What about the people who can't afford to be dry humped by a Brazilian trying to break their arm three times a week?
Don’t break a hip talking out the side of your neck you elderly trilobite
I'm pretty sure he and many of his ilk talk shit like this strictly so they will be quoted in the news and thus stay in the public eye.
Lol goddamn…
I urge him to try.
And if he goes after a mass shooter in the hall with his martial arts skills, he will end up a bloody mess riddled with bullet holes on the floor.
Which is how we can be assured that he will never put this claim to the test.
