Quiet, you fool!

Well, how was the fucking pizza?

I have a friend who loses his mind when anyone uses this (who isn’t Australian.) He is also not Australian, not sure what his burden is

Look, I don’t need no woke lie-berry to show my younguns how wear purty dresses and to do the gay sex!

No, the earthquake was about Americans needing to repent and turn their backs on sinful, unraked forests

No, because how can you control women with vasectomies? It’s not about birth control, or “screwing up female brains” or whatever else is being shit out of their mouths. It is, and always has been, about the control of women. The cruelty is a feature, not a bug

I love the edit of this picture, it reads “say pizza to drugs, say no to yes.” This is the first time I’ve seen the original pic.

Those are made by the same people who make American bathroom stall doors

Holy shit, Dead Milkmen. I haven’t thought of them for years, thanks for reminding me!

The Olympic-tier mental gymnastics touting conformity in fucking Texas of all places is truly astonishing. I mean, is it personal freedumbs and rugged, short-haired individuality or is it the Stepford state? Make up your gd minds

It’s Shaolin Punk, who have barely any presence at all online it seems-if they are even still together as the EP was from 2004: https://www.last.fm/music/shaolin+punk/Distorted+Child

It’s song #3, which I wasn’t able to listen to on the site-not sure if it’s because I don’t have an account there or it’s actually not playable. IIRC they used to make several different versions of songs so I wanted to make sure it was the same version as I was remembering. I’ll just transcribe the intro from my copy below:

“The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recessions, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and r*pe”

“We can’t not have poverty, it’s just not biblical”

-paraphrasing this one idiot nationalist christian whose slimy name escapes me atm

Not really related but your comment made me remember an old EP I have where one of the songs starts with a recording of a speech GWB was giving about what the American Flag stands for and it immediately devolves into a depraved rant-I have no idea how they reproduced his voice so well but it’s almost seamless the way the impersonator moves into talking about dripping acid on skin and torturing people with hot irons. This was long before AI.

My fellow murricans, it really a free nation if we can’t come together to shoot homeless people in the streets?

Ha! I thought maybe I was reaching too far back 😂

Habba

What is she doing? Doesn’t she have a racist hotel pool to run or something?

I read the disaster insurance in some states are so outrageous or even unobtainable, so private citizens can’t even get a mortgage (no insurance, no loan) anymore-assuming they could afford one to begin with. The only ones who can afford to outright buy in some places are corporations and foreign interests. It’s fucking trash.

They do

Look, I know that France can be an isolating place even if you are wearing a French hat, but they do have some spicy ideas about how to handle certain problems.

The very same Lindsey Graham that was flat on his flaccid yellow belly, licking as much maga boot as he could fit into his purty little mouth?