GreenPlasticSushiGrass

They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

There’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Let’s not forget liquor!

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn’t call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he’s stepping down from Moscow Mitch’s leadership role.

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

I’m not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

Upvoted and boosted! The Fediverse has been my home since the APIcolypse. I had to log onto Reddit today for the first time in months to post in an obscure niche community, but I’ve been all about the fediverse apart from that.

Found on Mastodon today.

A declaration carries no weight in the court of international law unless they said “dibs”.

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!