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Even if he somehow wins, Trump will find a way to fuck it up. He has been failing upward with daddy’s money his entire life.
Even if he somehow wins, Trump will find a way to fuck it up. He has been failing upward with daddy’s money his entire life.
On this planet, you don’t just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!
“Honey, we’re going to be able to afford to go on vacation after all. We’re just going to have to duct tape ourselves to the seats near the hole in the plane.”
This is outrageous. They’re not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I’m filing 10 more complaints.
Add a gun and some bullets and call it the Hunter S. Thompson Special.
I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.
I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.
Speaking about the former president Donald Trump’s appearance earlier that day at the Turning Point conference, Fuentes told his AFPAC crowd, “Donald Trump, nine years ago, said, ‘I am your voice.’ I don’t know about you guys, but when he goes up there and says ‘We’re gonna throw out all the anti-Israel protesters,’ that’s not my voice.”
As the hands raised, Fuentes alternated between an oath and “Sieg heil” salute. The would-be voice for a furious generation then shouted for attendees to repeat after him, “I solemnly swear to put America first and Israel last — every time! — because Christ is our king. Amen!”
The Nazis hurt themselves in their confusion.
Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake’s mission to bring sexy back.
On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.
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Kyle Clark for debate moderator 2024. No bullshit allowed.
“Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”
Jones has cleverly rused investigators by taking payments directly from his advertisers in the form of worthless gold certificates and 55-gallon drums of penis enlargement cream.
One justice takes so many bribes that he might have legitimately forgotten about several of them. Another has been recorded expressing views that show that he thinks he’s in some kind of holy war against his political opponents, which implies that he thinks his decision-making is somehow coming directly from God. Oh, and his wife is a “scream at your neighbors to own the libs” MegaKaren, and the rampant bribery justice’s wife is an election-denying lunatic. On what planet is that not news?
Routine trip. If the USN wanted to send a message, it would have sent a carrier group.
I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.
I’m not sure that the American economy can sustain a fifth decade of Trickle Down Economics. The people don’t have anything left to steal.
“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”