smashboy

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I’ve had that exact moisture meter, it was garbage.

Why does this meme look like 2021 image generation?

The writer makes it sound delightful, now I want to try it.

I can fry rice noodles? Uncooked ones? Brb

Are you citing Quora as a source?

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

His cootie status is at present still unknown.

It’s probably an old pic, but doesn’t seem right to make fun of a child’s body like that.

I can’t find anything about that spontaneous facial recognition/tracking, do you have a source for that?

Moses presenting bread

I recognise the Monty Python long-toed foot

Because you’re holding him like an ice cream cone.

I once got a haircut from someone who did the glasses one to me!
Not only did she take off my glasses instead of asking me to take them off, but she grasped them as in the picture. I was so perplexed, I didn’t know what to say and just sat there.

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

Aka Corporate Memphis. The general corporate instruction video style.

Well, Llama 2 then.

yep