A house or nice apartment.

Then I’d buy a private train to boast among the other rich people how much more climate friendly that is… pretty sure Davos has a train station, right?

probably spend it on a bunch of landscaping for my parents yard to turn it into a “no lawn” (I fking hate mowing the lawn)

Buy me an oil rig and open a hacker space there. Pretty obvious choice no?

“Two chicks at the same time.” - Lawrence

Have a nap. Phone off, door locked, for as long as I want level nap.

Assuming “fuck you” money is along the lines of being able to give away money without feeling a hit, I think it would be very interesting to use the money to donate to small open source projects to help them grow and expand with new features and resources.

Buy Twitter back and ban Elmo

Buy off all the politicians and have them implement policies that will benefit the working class. Invest heavily in renewable energy sources and public transportation. Buy all the comic books.

Not tell anyone and see how little work I can do at work before they fire me. I bet I could even get promoted.

Massive underground dwelling. Not sure why, but that was my first thought.

I probably wouldn’t quit my job because I like it. I probably wouldn’t even tell many people I had that much money. My only debt is my mortgage so that would be gone. I’d probably buy a better house with an actual yard. Sell this house to my roommate for dirt cheap. (There’s no way he’d just take it)

Probably do some lying that my brother won some kind of raffle and give him a bunch of racecar parts. Shit maybe even sponsor a race team or two, gotta get the young kids back in the sport as all the old guys retire.

I’d probably buy some land in another area, give myself a vacation house. But this wouldn’t be immediate. Probably get a new car, mines pretty old. Build a greenhouse on my new property, have way too many rescue animals. Maybe even run a small rescue.

All this is assuming I’ve already set myself up for retirement and I’m good to go with everything else.