“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door…that way Lumbergh can’t see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour.”
“Uhh, space out?”
“Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”
Just go to the office, look for jobs while there, and do a half ass job at work until they fire you.
It’s the American way
“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door…that way Lumbergh can’t see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour.”
“Uhh, space out?”
“Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”