• Jordan Lund@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    “What is it with liberals and wanting to control every damn aspect of your life?”

    Last time I checked, it was the liberals who wanted to let you smoke weed, have safe and legal abortions, physician assisted suicide, single payer healthcare, and free college tuition…

    Somebody else opposed all that… 🤔 Who was it again?

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      That’s what pisses me off about the democrats. They have the political slogans right in fucking plain view. The Republicans have basically written them for them…nothing.

      Massive billboards everywhere should have this plastered: We want you to be able to smoke and grow weed, have women make their own choices, paid college tuition, single payer healthcare, medicine affordable for seniors, and WE WONT COMMIT TREASON AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION!

      It’s fucking bonkers.

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    If they want us to drink two beers a week, frankly they can kiss my ass.

    It’s always hilarious when Ted Cruz tries to cosplay as some kind of badass Texas cowboy.

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    Guys, this is an opportunity!

    Biden needs to immediately push for legislation limiting everyone to no more than 30 beers a day. And that everyone must breathe air and eat food.

    This problem will solve itself!

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    Fled Cruise knows damn well enough of his constituents are the exact kind of fucking moron that would accept his strawman as a real issue and ignore all evidence to the contrary. It’s why he still has a seat.

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    Ted Cruz is a meat puppet. He sees and understands nothing unless he is specifically told to and then only exactly what he’s told and nothing more.

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    These damn radical lefts! They are trying to take your beer away!

    /s in case someone is actually that dumb

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    He once complained on Twitter about the Paris Accords, feigning ignorance of the name while asking why we’d be a part of something all the way in Europe. The man has a Harvard (or some other noble) education. He’s highly intelligent. He just knows that his constituents are under-educated and incurious about the world. He’s a lying sack of shit.

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      Similar to senator Kennedy from Louisiana. He talks like a stupid hick, but he’s a Rhodes scholar.

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      Lying to persuade people to vote for them? Yes, that is the most important thing to Republicans.