• tiramichu@lemm.ee
      116·
      5 months ago

      For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after “being starved”

    • ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml
      5·
      5 months ago

      Make the fade only apply 25% (or maybe a percentage range) of the time at first, slowly increase how often and how intense the opacity is. lol

      • howrar@lemmy.ca
        7·
        5 months ago

        Or, make it fade more and more for each “unique” visitor. Make sure it hits after they start their marketing campaign.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
      4·
      4 months ago

      Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.

      Charge them extra for working outside of business hours