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Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.
Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.
Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!
Brits ofen say “You alright?” As a substitute for “Hi.”
Pretty jarring when you’re not used to it. Id think “God, I must look like shit if they’re genuinely checking on my welfare!”
What rhymes with guillotine?
On second thought, I shan’t got to the comments section. T’is a silly place.
This is actually healthy. My dad smoked much more than that during my pregnancy and I turned out fine.
Bell bottom jeans are evidence of this evolution in action.
Nipple tassels?
Go to medical school to cure the cancer that killed your mum.
Spend 8 years jerking off mice.
Consider it a dub anyway
Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.
Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.
What if cheese, but it was brittle and sharp?
Ive never not been paid weekly. Ive worked labourer jobs, technical trade jobs, and office jobs, and all have paid me weekly.
Fortnightly would be annoying. Monthly would be a nightmare.
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.
Australian politicians sniff the chairs of their female colleagues, and eat raw onions like apples. All politicians are just disguised reptilian barely holding it together.
Awkward when you have a cavoodle
All your base are belong to us.
When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to