This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.
I love you, Random Internet Stranger!
It’s patriotic, as an American to celebrate and defend our differences.
I don’t agree with your math but I love your enthusiasm for murder.
She should get a library card.
Awwww I don’t mind the downvotes at all my friend. I’m hungry, and I eat them for breakfast. ;)
I will reply to this again, out of sheer obstinance. I’m not made of raw stupid. I have had defense in depth employed for 20 years, if someone had managed to penetrate past the outermost moat, then I would be concerned. That hasn’t happened yet. Until then, keep your opinions to yourself. you yahoo
I am raw dogging the internet. Kablooooooooiue
That’s some folksy wisdom I haven’t heard since the last time a horse neighed at me.
Me either. Hasn’t yet.
I have been on the internet before the world wide web was invented, and I still do not use an ad blocker. Not because I don’t understand why people use them, but because I refuse to subscribe to the world that needs them. Kinda why I am on Lemmy, and why I donate a lot of money to keep it going.
EDIT for the younguns: Old man yells at sky.
That might be the most Florida Man article I have ever seen. Bravo.
Says you. If I drink enough coffee I will… coffee… panic, panic, did I leave my kids at the school overnight? Oh… no, thank God. No I didn’t, because they’re all grown and living 500 miles away now. Fuck… I did leave the burner on. Oh wait, no, it’s fine. That’s not my trailer, that’s my neighbor Francis’s trailer. And fuck him.
I was all up in arms until I was prevented from reading a very important article because I didn’t pay for a subscription up front.
Technically correct is the best correct.
cranking a dude’s hog while vaping weed in a theatre full of children. A completely accurate depiction of a former member of congress. How low we have come.
I thought the headline was that there was a toddler shooting someone every two weeks. Although from what I read, that headline was a bit incorrect.
-1. Cancer
Yeah but how do I know you aren’t a bot?
WAKE UP