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minus-square@badbytes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•7 months agoGod doesn’t do anything anymore. In the bible times he was powerful. I think his mojo wore off.
minus-square@Leviathan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•7 months agoFunny how that coincided directly with mass distributed modern record keeping.
minus-squarelaxulinkfedilinksuomi5•7 months agoGod just doesn’t want the paparazzi hounding him. “Can’t smite even one guy without everyone going all New Testament on you and writing about it in the newspaper”, said the Lord when asked for a comment.
God doesn’t do anything anymore. In the bible times he was powerful. I think his mojo wore off.
Funny how that coincided directly with mass distributed modern record keeping.
God just doesn’t want the paparazzi hounding him.
“Can’t smite even one guy without everyone going all New Testament on you and writing about it in the newspaper”, said the Lord when asked for a comment.