I'd outlaw sauce bottles which make getting it all out harder, especially the ones which don't have the opening at the bottom and make it impossible to put the bottle with the opening facing downwards.

  • @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml
    29•9 months ago

    I'd outlaw drive through.

    No longer will that fucking line up for coffee reach down the road and over the horizon in the morning. The sitting there for twenty minutes, idling your car as you watch the person in front of you park in the middle of the intersection like an asshole. No.

    Go, park, use the magic of being a biped.

    Now there's no excuse. You either drink the coffee at work, or face that Starbucks barista you know secretly hates you. Biped your way in the door, get your morning fix with confidence because fuck mark, no barista is going to ruin your day.

    Not while I'm there banning drive throughs to ruin it for you.

    Edit: Barista. I don't even know what a batista is but could potentially be a bad ass.

    • @DokPsy@infosec.pub
      6•9 months ago

      I don't use the drive through because I'm lazy. I use it so I can have the most minimal amount of human contact possible

      • @SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world
        7•9 months ago

        We have apps for that in NL. You order and pay in the app, the staff makes your order and you pick it up when you get there.

        Works like a charm on train stations, as you know your ETA.

      • @grayman@lemmy.world
        7•9 months ago

        Thru is a word only in the sense that kleen, kwik, kut, tuff, chik, nite, lite, tho, etc are words. It's called cacography or eye dialect and is the result of marketing and advertising agencies not being able to copyright common phrases. When the terms enter colloquial language, they're still used but not copyrighted as the incorrect spelling still draws your attention.