Stage three: make everyone on earth sound like a freaked out anime character.

Success.

That poor support dog. Rover probably be all “what did I do to be teathered to this removed?”

How many more stops are left? Or as I want to call them, comedic episodes.

I was was wondering what I’d look like with a sick tat on my face. And behold, the DNA and AI winning combination knew it, before I ever got it.

Won’t lie, for a short period I had a Sony mini disk set up and I don’t think I can ever appreciate other modern physical mediums of music as much.

And I can’t explain why other than personal biast reasons, either.

Absolutely no argument there, and a good reminder of who she is.

I got pretty good at ignoring her shit with many others in the "entitled moron" classification, and not being on X or truth and such, I forget that yeah, she is just as guilty as her piece of shit genetic donor.

That's where i gotta admit, I've seen little from her, and it's largely because i don't go on X or Truth and largely ignore folks like her.

So yeah. There goes my idea. Ultimatly i hope she just fucks off into nowhere after all of this. or better yet, if she doesn't turn, prison.

Alright Ivanka. This… THIS is your time to fucking shine.

Step up, be brutally honest. Sell that fucker out. Make a few clever remarks about him being a person who's too stupid to zip tie themselves and apologize for ever being near him.

Save yourself. Go full scorched earth on his ass.

That Chinese jet better be fucking thankful it wasn't one of our geese.

A proper Canadian Goose is like, 87.69% Aggressive Manner.

Yellen? Fuck she's so war horny she'll be screamin' to fund more war.

Yeah, baby! Finance the fuck outta the conflict.

Multiple Personalities.

When you say you wanna see other people, they already are other people!

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I was a big fan of G.G. Allin, so it's hard to pin point just a single moment, but we'll let google and your imaginations take you there. It's pretty trippy.

When I was super young and listening to ace of bass i learned one of the members was also a white supremacist.

Lead singer of L7 whipped her used tampon at an asshole like a fucking champ.

my youngest brother had a lazy stick. It was a broom handle and a ruler taped together with a couple of chop sticks mixed in to help hold the two together. To avoid getting out of bed, he fashioned this up to turn off the lights in his room. Inspired by Homers broom in the episode of the Simpsons where he gains a ton of weight to go on disability.

This stick did the trick and even could turn the tv on and off.

Twenty years later, my brother is currently on a diet and losing a lot of weight. All the weight is post stick and much later in life, but we have a laugh about it every now and again.

The smell of a new book.

oh man. there's my drug from back in the day.

Smoke signals and pigeons.

Fuck phones.

Sent from my Idroid

I'd outlaw drive through.

No longer will that fucking line up for coffee reach down the road and over the horizon in the morning. The sitting there for twenty minutes, idling your car as you watch the person in front of you park in the middle of the intersection like an asshole. No.

Go, park, use the magic of being a biped.

Now there's no excuse. You either drink the coffee at work, or face that Starbucks barista you know secretly hates you. Biped your way in the door, get your morning fix with confidence because fuck mark, no barista is going to ruin your day.

Not while I'm there banning drive throughs to ruin it for you.

Edit: Barista. I don't even know what a batista is but could potentially be a bad ass.

If you're Gen X, the entire three fucking ton collection of whatever encyclopedia itanica set out there and fifty time life books about random shit with pictures. Maybe sex by Madonna.

My parents, and those before them loved to appear as if they could ready but only really recognized the logos of gas stations and liquor bottles.

One and done like "Then, you turn this key, and input these codes. Don't lose the codes. Now, first thing's first, it's not actually a football…"

stoppopulationdecline.org?

Really? Yeah. I don't think I will.

Sounds like someone has found happiness pie.