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A white page with black text. On the top left is the Google logo. Underneath is text reading:
"UH OH!
"You've used all 75 of your daily free searches!. You're currently using Google Lite for infinite searches, please consider subscribing to Google Premium."
On the right side is a digital drawing of a bulldog standing like a human with its right forepaw on its hip and its left forepaw holding a pair of binoculars to its eyes. Underneath the dog is text reading:
"Get one month of Google Premium for $14.99 AUD!"
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A photo of a sign in what appears to be a dark, forested area. The sign is made of cardboard taped to a wooden post with text spray painted on it in black reading "PRESS SHIFT TO RUN".
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Thank you, fellow human 🤖
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A green corner window with yellow signs posted in them.
The sign on the left reads "Established in 1883", where 1883 is in a rough, red 15-pointed star shape. A bold line separates it from the text underneath that reads "Going out of Business Forever!"
The sign in the right window reads "We Tried & We Failed"
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The image is titled "HUMANS WERE MADE TO".
Below the title are 5 images and 6 lines of text. The first image is that of a person sitting on a chair at a desk. The text beside it reads "Sit at the desk 9-5".
The second image is the Netflix logo, the text beside it reads "Come home every night to watch Netflix".
The third image is a person wearing a backpack, shorts, boots, and a hat. The text beside it reads "Explore the world for only 2 weeks out of the year".
The fourth image is that of a box containing an assortment of items, the text beside it reads "Have zero creativity".
The fifth image is that of a person sitting on the floor with their knees drawn up to their chest, the text beside it reads "Have every single aspiration beaten out of them".
Underneath the images is a final line of text reading "THERE IS nothing MORE TO LIFE."
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White text on a black background reading "the internet was once a fun place for watching cat videos instead of monitoring the real-time collapse of late-stage capitalism"
Below the text is a digital rendering of Fatso, aka Keyboard Cat, from the 2007 Keyboard Cat upload of a clip from a 1984 video.
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A message from Meta Quest with a picture of quadrupedal orange alien with purple spots down its spine and large green eyes named Bogo from the Oculus Quest experience of the same name. Below the image is the text:
"Hi Kolorafa,
We are reaching out to let you know that Bogo will no longer be supported as of Friday, March 15, 2024. You may continue to wave at, pet, and feed Bogo on your Quest device until 11:59 PM PT on that date.
We admit we've gotten attached to the little guy too! There's still time to grab that just-slightly-out-of-reach fruit one last time. Bogo will appreciate it. And so will we. 🐾 🎆
Thanks,
The Meta Quest team"
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A photoshopped image of Wikipe-tan, an anime-style personification of Wikipedia created for a mascot contest, with a soccer ball adjacent to her with a white X in a red-filled circle underneath it, on a background photo of soccer players on a field. The text underneath reads:
“A hypothetical example of a quick time event in a video game. Pressing the X button can stop Wikipe-tan from being hit by the football.”
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Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then. I’ve edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.
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A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”
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I’ve received a few "good human"s, it seems to be pretty much whatever you like. I don’t know why one person took offense at your question though.
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Text at the top reads: what is that small jean pocket actually for The first image shows a hand pointing downwards and to the right and the text underneath “a safe place for my finger to hide”, the finger has a label reading “he is so nervous” The second image shows a ravioli square and the text “ravioli” underneath The third image shows a naked, balding grey-haired man with a mustache, waving and smiling from his place inside the aforementioned pocket and the text “a home for kevin”
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Post by user micah @hacimrants reading: cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way 🙄
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I did consider whether or not to try and transcribe the notes in the sheet music but decided it was largely nonsense.
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Black text on a white background reading:
Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying "I don't remember asking you a god damn thing".
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