When the US overthrows a government, they install a King™

[Monkey’s paw curls]

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

This has big "FW: FW: RE: FW:" energy.

Bout to change his name to "Diddly"

You'd need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

❤️

Eat farts.

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

I hope she continues to fuck around. I don't think she's had nearly enough "find out" yet.