The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It’s like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

Sir. Let me get this straight. You’re sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

No. She is 15

Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we blow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

You can only pick one.

Your uncle sound like a well cultured man

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

Do you think she would have lived longer if she smoked more?

Did she live to be a 110 years old

I didn’t know that. I’ve only known them for like the last couple of years. Granted, in 2013 I wasn’t on the Internet yet.

I love the Poland balls.

Why are you pooping on the dog

That’s for that mental imagery Jordan

Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris

Walter san. I twidles fingers nervously d…don’t want go cook. I say in a meak drawn out whimper while staring down at my shoes in fear

I did break my streak in Greek lessons today…so do you think Duolingo has hired Alvin and the Chipmunks to kill me?! 😧

This meme is inaccurate. The college grad wouldn’t be in the office with them because they already promised the CEOs son the job.