A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.
A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.
To keep that ratchet spinning.
It’s right there in the name.
Beats the buyer being a 4chan incel with a spare jar.
I'm saddened by the fact that my first assumption is it was blown up because it was named Rainbow.
A porcine centipede, if you will.
I heard Nancy was quite the cocksucker… In a good way.
Wile E. Is my sprit animal.
When they banned flavored cigarettes where I am, they had to make a carveout for menthol cigarettes. The claim at thie time was, banning menthol was racist because black people mostly smoke menthols. Early aughts ftr.
I tried using an old phone as a dashcam for a while. It just kept overheating. That's my vaguely related experience. Thanks for reading.
I'll do it for five bucks and fifteen gallons of gas.
I would like you to win.
I bought a Powerball ticket the first time it hit a billion. I found out why later that day. I knew it was a waste to begin with, but it kinda pissed me off. 2006ish(?), turns out making the odds even worse drives up jackpot.
Hurry up chucklefucks, get out there and pay your stupid tax! Bonus points for holding up the line, during the afternoon rush, at an already busy gas station.
Thanks Obama.
Coffee Stain Studios seem really give an actual shit about their fans.
I'm a mechanic irl, and I have this issue all the time. I don't need a 12 minute 38 second video to show me how to get some particular bits apart, while text and long lost pictures don't work very well either.
Where the FUCK did all of these fucking spoons come from?
The majority of people I know would vote for Trump. There’s no chance of me flipping that. Should I really encourage them?