Perun (youtuber) sums it up- for many militaries there is no organisational experience in actual conflict, outside the pomp and ceremony it’s hard to tell what substance exists

When were we working together???

We lost 2 months of local Windows servers in a smash and grab ransomware. we were lucky that our PROD servers were Linux. And this was a place with an active Windows 10 upgrade plan, gateways and air gapping for non-compliant systems. Our luck/planning was the backups system allow for two months of roll back to remove the malware. For the sysadmins, the character limit on the file paths meant we lost a bit of deep dive information 8/10 folders deep. (Over 64 characters or something like that.)

And keep a copy off site

100%. Send emails to your personal address, CYA.

Usually straight after the bushfires

Also, three movies

Face/Off

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari

Paddington 2

100%

You know she did a good job if it’s remembered 30 years later

Storks

Inside out

Idiocracy

Popstar: Never stop never stopping.

Screamers (camp sci-fi horror)

Along with the rest mentioned here.

Recommendation depends on the audience

What the hell is a Redux, anyway?

Apocalypse Now is a great 2 for 1 movie deal

And now you have one step closer to negotiated price government subsidised medicine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm sorry about your dog. I'm just a first aider but from what I've read in case reports it sounds very similar to Crush Syndrome

Basically the tissue is dying or has died and the fresh blood flow overwhelms the kidneys and immune system causing renal failure

Is there a rule 34 of this?

Come to the southern hemisphere. Singing jingle bells and hanging fake snow when it's 110 Freedom degrees and you're under a wildfire watch and act warning.

Like this?

How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it's mouth open.

You could teabag it.

gets hit by a car

Yoghurt is a separate slide