“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

So true.

Such a great show!

It’s all in the wrist.

Thanks, shelving guy! That makes sense.

What are you trying to communicate? Have you made the there/their/they’re mistake?

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Exactly what period do you think this writing is attempting to mimic?

Yeah, I think something like 15 would be the perfect “fuck you” amount for something beyond Starbucks and fast food. Enough to make it worth going, but only really enough for an appetizer.

Or be really horrible and just take one of the 50 or 100 ones for a decent restaurant, and just don’t get it activated. He won’t find out until they try to run it, I think.

This might be the most horrible idea I’ve ever had.

I love this!

No, I got that. There’s just no way to have this definition of God within the Abrahamic context. Literally, God said to Abraham, “I am the one true God, and I can do anything. Including making your barren wife bear a child. And now you all need to cut off your foreskin to show that you believe me. And that will be our covenant.”

This why these religions are so prone to fascism and general hate. Anyone who isn’t with our god is against us.

ETA: And by “our god” in the last sentence, I mean the very specific definition these very specific groups have decided to use for ole foreskin-wanting dude.

Hey! That’s a great scene to remember it by. I’m going to to use this in my lesson about this verb next year. Students will love it.

Thank you for expanding on my point. “Drawn” is the past participle, which must be used in passive constructions such as the above. “Drew” is simple past tense.

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Well no, they don’t, because they believe in an all-powerful God explicitly.