dave_r

"…police confiscated a crossbow, a BB gun and various documents among other items, they added."

Am I a joke to you?

La Quinta?

This is the way.

Park tool has good, informative videos: park tool

Saint Sheldon Brown is one of the best, original sources for internet cycling knowledge.

Tentatively raises hand…

Yes, several times. Surprisingly: my shortest surgery (10 min to remove a device) resulted in about 10 days of serious depression. A shrink says this happens about 10 percent of the time. I wish I’d known this in advance, I’d have opted out. I will be more cautious in the future.

Ahh the Midnight Mellon Mounter

Shoes.

Shoes, with the Aglets of the laces resting upon them.

Cheese.