Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • Match!!English
    47•1 year ago

    enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you’re not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

    while you’re out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

    remember to stay hydrated!! I know you’re not trying to pee either but it’s important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

  • @atwerp@feddit.nlEnglish
    14•1 year ago

    OP, you misunderstand the “no shitposts on lemmy” guideline, that’s not what it means

  • @Roggie@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3•1 year ago

    first day on lemmy, and this is the shit i see right off the bat. I found my reddit replacement.

  • @highduc@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3•1 year ago

    This is the kind of post we need around here :)

    I suggest you do poop, your plan atm sounds cartoonishly stupid and likely to blow up in your face.

    Do keep us posted though!

  • demvoter
    2•1 year ago

    I was here for this post that will go down in Fediverse history.

  • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.mlEnglish
    -2•1 year ago

    I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

    Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    I mean, working overtime in Amazon is no shame