You’re a good one and thank you but no

Sobriety

A healthy balance. I applaud you.

Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money

The sex month

It is a word now

You got that checked out?

Especially when there’s potential for outrage

Thank you. Did not know about that. I still don’t get why they’re not yellow anymore but nevermind.

It is the explanation. I thought the premise of the Simpsons as Asian would be a big enough sign that this is a question (why aren’t they yellow?) packaged as a ludicrous joke. I was wrong, apparently.

Let me rephrase that:

Why aren’t they yellow?

Is this Asian heritage removal?

Good idea. Seriously. Do it, do it.

Do it.

Tren, but yes.