from random import uniform
from time import sleep

target = input("Enter target to hack:")

print(f'--Hacking {target}--')
print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

for progress in range(0,100,20):
    print(f'Hacking {target}: {progress}%')
    sleep(uniform(1,3))
print(f'{target} hacked successfully')

You called progress instead of print function at the end.

print('initiating ~~anal penetration~~ backdoor entry')

Are we hacking or shooting a gay porn? I'm fine either way, I just need to know which basement I get in.

Ahh a man of culture, I see.

…Wait. Do we do that here?