youre taking this joke pretty seriously. obviously this is not a possible scenario in any circumstances, despite how many kegels you do. if it were real then yeah, chop that dick off, it's better than being assaulted. but now you've gone and taken all the tongue in cheek humor out of it.
idk theoretically you have a cut from the struggle, the hiv can get in that way. talking about this in such depth is kinda awkward.
I mean, in the same spirit of this meme, maybe there's also an article on ways to grow your dick back immediately as like a fun party gag. hey watch me cut off my dick, then whoops hey it's back. like a starfish or something. might be better to not kegel it off in that scenario.
honestly if one could actually do that it might be better served to have a freak show act on Vegas where you cut up hot dogs and shoot them across the stage like a cannon ball into a bachelor party attendee's well placed mouth. I could see some degenerates paying lots of money for a crazy circus act like that 😅
youre taking this joke pretty seriously. obviously this is not a possible scenario in any circumstances, despite how many kegels you do. if it were real then yeah, chop that dick off, it's better than being assaulted. but now you've gone and taken all the tongue in cheek humor out of it.
idk theoretically you have a cut from the struggle, the hiv can get in that way. talking about this in such depth is kinda awkward.
The only person taking the joke too seriously is the one who brought HIV into it.
That wasn't me.
I mean, in the same spirit of this meme, maybe there's also an article on ways to grow your dick back immediately as like a fun party gag. hey watch me cut off my dick, then whoops hey it's back. like a starfish or something. might be better to not kegel it off in that scenario.
Oh fuck, the starfish dicked rapist. Now that's a fucking supervillain.
honestly if one could actually do that it might be better served to have a freak show act on Vegas where you cut up hot dogs and shoot them across the stage like a cannon ball into a bachelor party attendee's well placed mouth. I could see some degenerates paying lots of money for a crazy circus act like that 😅