Fun fact about the Lone Ranger, the most likely real world basis for the protagonist is a man named Bass Reeves. He was black, and an escaped slave. The misrepresentation has been present since the beginning, if I’m not mistaken.

Ooh, you’ve given me an incredible idea on how to scam old conservatives in 20 years

Your thoughts are dirty and you should feel ashamed you disgusting sinner!

Or something, idk they might as well be religious

I imagine men will start behaving differently right around the time your head becomes unlodged from your ass.

Showing yourself in public ≠ posting pictures of yourself online. I understand that, for the terminally online, these things are interchangeable. I am sorry to inform you of this, though it’s probably valuable that you learn it now, but they are not.

This isn’t victim blaming. This is cause and effect.

How fucking dare that creepy disgusting old man look at pictures of young, beautiful women on a platform where they’re posting pictures of themselves! This isn’t what the internet is meant for, how dare he!

Hmm

S T O C H A S T I C T E R R O R I S M

Did you point out that they have brain damage from lead poisoning and it might be compromising their ability to think?

No, I don’t think stories like this have anything to do with trying to convince voters to not vote for Trump because he smells bad. There’s a pretty strong smear campaign going against him right now, and he doesn’t realize that he’s the critical piece to the campaigns success. Every time he insists that he isn’t weird, or insists that he doesn’t smell, suddenly half of the shit that he’s talking about ends up being trying to defend his image on the public stage. The reason that silly little things like “he smells like ass, ketchup, makeup, w.e” are actually important right now is that Trump might see it. Someone related to Trump might see it, and suddenly the thought is living rent free in their brain.

Trump can’t help himself, he has to respond. What kind of strong leader spends all their time whining about what other people are saying? He could smell like a fucking dumpster as long as he leads the country correctly, no?

Not only that, if they aren’t Trump, they could probably make money off of interviews about whatever other weird shit surrounds Trump. It’s a strategy that makes them (Magats and Trump) start to point fingers at one another, and honestly that’s exactly what needs to happen if we want to prevent a conservative win in November.

You know, I didn’t think I could hate Musk more - but then he just one ups himself. It’s almost impressive.

I’m doing my part!

No I think it’s pretty clear that capitalism will point guns at them, and we will either win and exploit their resources for ourselves or die.

Stop, I can only get so erect

*Morally bankrupt

These aren’t the actions of idiots, they’re the actions of a group playing a bunch of idiots. Might seem like a distinction without a difference, but it’s there.

Alright that’s some fucking fascist bullshit, water should be a human right

What? Which states are denying immigrants food?

Genuine question, I tried searching but couldn’t find anything

Listen, we can’t all have the bladder control of a perfectly sculpted Greek God - ok?

Both are Homeland Security, there are many reasons why they could be working together

seized at the US-Mexico border crossing…

Gee I wonder

Why is corpo-simping so common on this platform?

You mean to say it’s stigmatized as a bad thing, and I’d accept that.

There’s an apple called Cosmic Crisp that has to be the worst thing I’ve seen come from the Honeycrisp variant of apple. Genuinely just awful taste and texture, like it’s got sand in it.

That being said, these are only a problem at supermarkets. Farmers markets are hard carries and don’t typically have the ‘grown for shelf life’ produce you see at your typical Walmart.