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    1 year ago

    Enough votes for a dead candidate to win may be converted to a phylactery through a dark ritual known only to certain necromancers in a D.C. pizza restaurant's basement. They take a break from animating Mitch McConnell for a few minutes, cast a spell and we get a lich president.