They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
They’re fucking children.
Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.
They do list an age range of 4 to 99 so he’s well within normal limits.
They don’t need it but they’re worth it.
Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.
Glaad to hear it.
For instructional purposes only:
I guess it got so bad that they moved the original form (archive link) to this new URL with a 2 at the end (live at the time of this post) and added some fields.
I’d lean toward Ravache as VP since these are republicans we’re talking about. Could set up some references to Palin that way too.
Not sure how to work it in yet but Ravache sounds a bit like “la vache” which is French for “the cow”. I’m sure there’s comedy to be milked from that but it could be a load of bull.
I’d watch a comedy movie (possibly also sequels) about a Santos/Ravache presidential campaign. Might just be “Mrs. Doubtfire Does D.C.” but if the ridiculousness of this whole Santos thing was toned down enough to be believable, it could be entertaining.
Would have been nice if they’d stopped conducting research on it before 2019. Close the barn door after the horse has bolted much?
You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!
Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.
Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.
I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.
“Let’s” = “let us”, “lets” = “allows”. The apostrophe shows where the words are joined and should not be used to warn readers that an “s” is coming next.
Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.
Same as it ever was.
The good news is that Earth will have the last laugh. These people will grow old and die in a fraction of a geologic blink. They’ll be tossed down a hole or incinerated and then finally serve a purpose as their component elements are recycled. If any monument to their memory is erected, the rain will patiently grind it to dust until it too is fully consumed. That’s assuming their grave stone (or similar marker of the fading stain they’ve left behind) isn’t knocked down prematurely by unruly future passersby.
That’s pretty rude to all the troglodytes who passed by that spot, thought some version of “That’s a cool rock formation!” and went about their troglodytey day without knocking it over.
This makes sense if the plan is to destroy the US before another country can become a credible threat and find a way to get the job done. It’s petty and childish but then again, so are the people (term used loosely) involved.
It’d be more effective if they had a trace of moral fiber.