balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 12 days agoA girl's best friendlemmy.zipimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1644arrow-down114
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·12 days agoGive her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
minus-squareGork@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30·12 days agoIndustrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
minus-squarenot_that_guy05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-212 days agoAnything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·12 days agoTrying so hard that they need diamonds
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days ago“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
minus-squaredufkm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoOoo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.
minus-squareexasperation@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoA million (bleep)ing diamonds!
Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.
Industrial drill bits are a girl’s best friend.
Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?
drilldo
It takes you for a spin.
Trying so hard that they need diamonds
“Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!”
Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.
A million (bleep)ing diamonds!