It’s like spitting out of a moving car. It’s just going to hit you in the face.

Do they come with pizza ovens? Regular ovens just don’t get the dough hot enough for a good crust.

I instead see them not learning a damn thing and putting up Nancy Pelosi as the Presidential candidate for 2028.

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I can’t wait for The Onion to exercise their editorial power here over Alex Jones. lol

It’s better for their shareholders.

Not for the rest of us lol

This is one level beyond type casting though, unless Hector is a well established role.

Is there a term for this? When an actor is playing someone who is essentially the same character no matter what movie it is in (even in different thematical universes)?

Wait so I can’t just tweet, without context anymore just…

RIGGED!

Their coffee (which I wasn’t expecting that they make) is actually pretty decent, for a packing supply company lol

I wonder if her stance on this has changed now.

I think this shows how much Twitter has fallen to the suck instead of how “good” Truth Social has become.

Caesar in the Streets, Alkibiades in the Sheets

I would have unbanned for that

She should hit Trump back with some nicknames like what Trump does to other people.

Sleepy Don. Meatball Don.

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I really want him to not do a photo op at a McDonald’s but do an actual shift there, at federal minimum wage, for like a month or so. By the end of it he’ll probably be cooking turd burgers, or at least overcook them so much they might as well be turds.

She makes a compelling argument.

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It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

“1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man.”

Or the equally dumb Reaganism, "The nine most feared words are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ "

Meteorologists employed by the government can give us plenty of warning, paid by us taxpayers, rather than having to fork over cash to AccuWeather.

Plenty of civil service government jobs do the same thing and it’s incredibly ignorant to assume that they’re an IRS Boogeyman “revenuer” out to get you.