Ave, Caesar!

They can get cockroaches, but the nozzle has to be like 2.54 cm or less away from it otherwise the velocity dropoff is too great.

What if they’re in Britain or any of the left-hand drive countries?

Waze likes to pull this sort of dumb shit all the time.

Like yeah, maybe it’d save me a minute or two but I’d rather wait to take a left turn at a protected left turn light than try to cross 3 lanes of opposite traffic from some obscure side street.

Yet another attempt by Big Florida to create more Florida Man.

Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.

I can’t wait for them to get hit with a small fine that doesn’t scale at all with how much they actually make in a year.

He probably won’t be pennyless. People like this have offshore accounts and untraceable currency. But if he ever shows an inkling of having wealth after all this, then that’s an opportunity to claim more assets.

They say “we hope people renew”

So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.

Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.

Just know that your desire to know more will intensify as you watch it.

What happened to that statue lol

Hey now some of us grew up on Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product that can’t really be called cheese on it’s own.

Quality shitpost.

Caesar’s Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

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If all of our dads are Batman, does that make them Batmen or Batsman?

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

I prefer the Catholic version, “Nobody Poops But You.”