“Ok and now for my response: This person is an abomination to God, a heathen, and a person without the slightest moral guidance! They are not fit to hold office!! Ok, now I choose my representative. Beezelbub I choose you!”
“Err… a literal demon?”
“Sure sure, now my rebuttal to your criticism: You see little Tapper, sometimes God chooses imperfect vessels to act through. We cannot question God’s plan and it is not for us to judge. Do you see how that works little Tapper? It’s called I Always Win™.”
“Oh Tapper, you think you get Those Of Faith™ with your gotcha questions… Let me show you how a Man Of Faith™©® does it. Here, take your pick of a representative.”
“Ummm ok, Saint Peter I choose you!”
“Ok and now for my response: This person is an abomination to God, a heathen, and a person without the slightest moral guidance! They are not fit to hold office!! Ok, now I choose my representative. Beezelbub I choose you!”
“Err… a literal demon?”
“Sure sure, now my rebuttal to your criticism: You see little Tapper, sometimes God chooses imperfect vessels to act through. We cannot question God’s plan and it is not for us to judge. Do you see how that works little Tapper? It’s called I Always Win™.”