I was moving to Florida with a friend and he warned me about his friends girlfriend who would also be living with us. “She’s a slut, she’ll try to sleep with anyone.” So one day after being there a wile I’m woken up by someone climbing on my bed and I think “goddamn it not this” and immediately jump up.

It was that guys hot sister that was into me until I bugged out there…

:(

These better be fake, because I’m so unbelievably disgusted at the hundreds of thousands of jobs of all professions at all experience levels offering $17-22/hr.

It’s fucking disgusting.

Fucking seriously. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

I hate propagandists with every single fiber of my being, more than I hate absolutely anything in the entire universe, and yet I rarely think about them unless something specific comes up.

These assholes just love to hate all the time.

I mean it’s hard not to be when we’re essentially 8 people in a trenchcoat pretending to be social media lol

It has actually made me feel really awkward knowing just how small this place is. I have this tension between not being able to shut the fuck up and also not wanting to be “known” (maybe in the biblical sense though lol)

Hell just a hybrid saves me a ton. Charging stations are uncommon here and I don’t own any property to install a charger so I just got a hybrid and I only spend like $20 a month on gas. Of course my commute is only like 20 mins each way and I dont go out much because everything is so fucking expensive, but still it just sips gas lol

Which is absolutely fucking stupid because we need leftist politics when the future looks bleak and when the future looks rosy that is the time to be more conservative about change…

But we’re just human, we do everything ass backwards :/

Not this exact reason, but yeah I hate most people I encounter in games so I stay away from multiplayer stuff, which sucks because that’s all devs want to make anymore…

Oh they don’t need to do that, we’ve already determined that some companies don’t have to suffer the consequences of their own actions because they’re “tOo BiG tO fAiL” so society has to suffer the consequences.

Just remember: when they win, they win. When they lose we lose and they still win.

Our form of capitalism is a fucking joke. Socialism for the wealthy owners and rugged individualism for the poors.

“if you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem, if you owe the bank $932,514,634 that’s their problem.”

Isn’t this just going to be “great recession 2 office building bugaloo?”

Part 1 was the great recession caused by sub prime loaning assholes and combined debt packages.

Similar story different players apparently…

Just the bread? Lol

It’s more like “hey look there’s food particles in my corn syrup! I got lucky!”

You don’t get it guys, Racism Is Dead! Republicans have said that over and over, the supreme court even did away with voting rights act protections for the south because racism is over and no one mistreats black people anymore!

/s :(

Does a goosebump really make a sound though?

Business 1: but it’s only $18.99/month!

Business 2: but it’s only $13.99/month!

Business 3: but it’s only $25.99/month!

Business 4: but it’s only $10.99/month!

Business 5: but it’s only $35.99/month!

Business 6: but it’s only $14.99/month!

Business 7: but it’s only $55.99/month!

Me: …Yeah everybody, that’s the issue.

we get to spend time arguing about gay books in the library

Congratulations! You’ve pointed to the exact reason why we’re stuck arguing about gay books! If right wingers didn’t have absolute bat shit social issues to bitch about they’d be joining us in bitching about the real issues we face!

Can’t have that! Propagandists, sing me a tune!

They want people like myself to get angry at this because “I made the decision to not go into debt because of the debt part and these people without care for the outcome just jumped into taking on debt and now want us responsible people to cover their tab.”

It’s supposed to play on some sense of “fairness” and “I played by the rules, why do you get to just make new rules for yourself to succeed while I’m stuck in a worse life because I stuck to the original rules?” It works with a lot of people. Even I’m kinda bitter about it, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want people to get educated without going into debt. I just wish I was born 10 years later than I was so I could benefit too!! :P

Goddamn it now I need to explain why I can’t stop singing “asparaguuuuuus!”

:P

“Aileen Cannon agrees to continue to caress Trumps balls as she gears up to be the next appointed SCROTUS judge.”

American Meritocracy™ friendos!

I know you said you don’t care, but it’s more like Hamas exists within Palestine, it’s Isreal vs Palestine but Isreal is trying to pretend that they only care about Hamas.

It’s kind like if the Bloods or Cryps in the US had a military that occupied places in NY so Pennsylvania decides to bomb the shit out of Manhattan because some Bloods occasionally fire on Philadelphia and took some Pennsylvaninans hostage and did terrible things to them. There’s a way to try to handle that which does not include killing all the innocent people in Manhattan just so you could get to the few gang members you wanted to hit.

Except there’s the “hidden” aspect where very wealthy Pennsylvaninans want to own parts of Manhattan so if they can kill enough people there and take over some land they can have the real estate they want.