Jerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoMy Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleepfeddit.onlineimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1870arrow-down111
arrow-up1859arrow-down1imageMy Nose At Night When I'm Trying To Sleepfeddit.onlineJerry on PieFed@feddit.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square55fedilink
minus-squaremcqtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 days agoI heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-26 days agoIt’s important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won’t help you fall asleep.
minus-squareMystikIncarnate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoThat’s enough internet for me. Good night everyone.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoIt’s what I’m here for! …my job is really weird
I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.
It’s important that you do so in the direct and internal way, though. Draining half a pint of your blood and injecting it into your penis won’t help you fall asleep.
That’s enough internet for me.
Good night everyone.
Thanks for the heads up.
Yep, that means it’s working
It’s what I’m here for!
…my job is really weird