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minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down10·8 hours agoYesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down4·7 hours ago uptown girl She’s been living in her uptown world.
minus-squareJackthelad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·7 hours agoI bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·7 hours agoBet her mama never told her why
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 hours agoI’m gonna try for an uptown girl
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 hours agoShe’s been living in her white-bred world
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 hours agoThat spelling really changes the vibe
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 hour agoAnd yet it probably actually doesn’t.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down4·7 hours agoAren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
minus-squarezarkanian@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·40 minutes ago Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you? Only if you’re a downtown man.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·6 hours agoI’d choose the uptown bear
minus-squarerh4c6f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 hours agoOoooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 hours agoI doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.
Yesterday some uptown girl commented on my ruggy full beard, so today I wore my beard again, because I don’t really give a fuck about her opinion.
She’s been living in her uptown world.
I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy.
Bet her mama never told her why
I’m gonna try for an uptown girl
She’s been living in her white-bred world
That spelling really changes the vibe
And yet it probably actually doesn’t.
Oh Jesus God
Aren’t you afraid the uptown girl could rape you?
Only if you’re a downtown man.
I’d choose the uptown bear
Ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh-oooh… my uptown girrrrrl
I doubt that shaving would have any effect on that.