Ignotum

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

I didn’t mean that the users would write wasm, just that they could write it in some language, then your program would compile it to wasm and run it

Gives some flexibility as to the choice of language and it runs sandboxed

Many languages can be compiled to wasm, and it’s quite easy to load and run wasm from rust

That way you could give the user multiple options, they could write it in rust, c, c++, javascript, etc

There’s only one explanation

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Ok Boomer

Agreed, playing pokemon and beating gyms always cheers me up

I would argue that there is a split second right at the end where the person is still alive and no longer flying

Seems like Worf likes his tea with a pinch of LIES!

It would be that easy, if not for “please approve login on your microsoft authenticator app” step which means i also have to pull out my phone, unlock it, find the stupid app and then type in the code

I thought those were quite robust, i heard of one being submerged to a depth of 3840 meters and surviving

I like my distance estimates the way i like my toilet paper

rough

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers

You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!

“In the year 2147, technology has given humans abilities beyond the natural senses, it has given them… eyes.”

No but humans typically do