Anyone a big enough drunk to take a shot every time Trump, himself, tries to object?
What if you take a drink every time he tries to object to his own defense? I’m pretty sure taking a shot when he objects to anything would kill even the most experienced alcoholic.
What about every time he’s held in contempt? That would be much more modest. More my speed, I think.
Do you want to give everyone alcohol poisoning?!
He’ll be confused more than half the time.
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Sadly this will only be watched as justice porn for the left, the right won’t even care.
Everyone likes justice porn in America. The OJ trial was one of the most watched TV events in history at the time.
Fuck ‘em.
For me it will be 1/3 Justice porn and 2/3 I’m living through history titillation.
Yeah. While I absolutely have a bias and want to see this fucker convicted, I feel like no matter what, it’s going to have at least one “Where were you when…” moment.
Almost every generation has a couple. Where were you when JFK was shot? When the Challenger exploded? During 9/11? When Columbia burned up?
I mean, obviously, reading the verdict is going to be there, but I feel like there’s going to be some real courtroom horseshit / ooohhhh shiiit moments too.
I was alive for the Columbia explosion, 9/11, the Challenger explosion, and Reagan’s attempted assassination. I saw them all as highlight reels on TV hours after the facts. I saw OJ’s glove escapade on the evening news. I expect there to be a Trump trial moment like that, but I don’t need to see it live, and I definitely don’t need to sit through hour after hour of courtroom procedure waiting to see that one moment.
I’m glad the trial will be recorded for posterity. That seems like the best way to answer claims of shenanigans in any trial. Actually watching the trial, all the way through, seems a little too much like watching Nascar hoping to see a big crash.
I was going to say that the conspiracy theorists would watch it simply to figure out all the ways this is a Jewish-space-laser-controlled judge presiding over an adrenochrome -addicted jury, with all the officers of the court being lizardmen in humanskin.
Then I realized that was simply too much effort for them; they’ll just get their conspiracies from Fox and Tucker, and Joe Rogan as usual.
You know, I’m getting real tired of you goyim knowing about our laser.
Tis a joke but I am actually jew
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Can we say the obvious for a second?
Good decision. Everyone needs to be able to see this. It’s important, especially in this climate.
What does this heat have to do with it?
Honestly didn’t think there was ever going to be a trial more closely watched than OJ’s. Guess he’ll get the ratings he’s always friggin obsessed with.
“I wish to have the greatest ratings of anyone ever!”
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Productivity is going to plummet. It’s gonna be fuckin LIT.
They interrupted my 8th grade art class to hear the OJ Simpson verdict. This is way bigger than that.
There’s a Celebrity Apprentice joke in here somewhere.
They should add some twitch integration too, 10,000 bits and the defendant has to floss.
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Opiates for the masses
I’m wholeheartedly behind the WGA & SGA, but god bless Georgia for coming in clutch with content over the next year plus.
So the “lawyers” for this piece of shit will make their entire presentation Victim Theater for the legions of turd followers.
Out-fucking-standing. I am absolutely going to watch this. It’ll be the first Trump footage I’ve voluntarily watched in quite a while.
The Falseman Show
“I knew this show was fake from the start, it was my incredible acting that fooled everyone”
Everybody grab your popcorn and settle in for the ensuing circus!
