Because of course he has. His entire life has been about abusing the legal system to get what he wants.

Absolutely horrifying. And very, very plausible.

“I’ll vote to install a fascist government that will give Israel a blank check to destroy the Palestinians. That’ll show Harris!”

I’m sure he’s being told that, but if the polls are to be believed, he IS in a radically better position than he was this time in 2020.

Which is absolutely horrifying.

c/noshitsherlock

Let’s hope!

They’re not even trying to hide the fact that they’re going to steal this election. Even if Harris somehow won 400 EVs, I’m convinced that SCOTUS would find a way to throw out enough votes to give Trump the win (even if it’s just by throwing the election to the House).

Just like he did at Mar-A-Lago, and any other property he owns…

“That just makes me smart.”

• Trump, probably

Every so often I have to use Chrome because a website (like my utility company) requires me to. It’s such a shitty experience. Why are people even still using Chrome?

I feel like I’ve seen this headline (and slight variants) multiple times in the past few weeks. It’s almost a Gish Gallop statement, because where do you begin?

It implies that he had a grip 4/8 years ago.

It implies that he ever had a grip.

It implies that his public statements are weirder now than before, when they’ve always been bizarre.

It implies that Donald Trump’s policy positions are peculiar to him, when really he’s basically reflecting what Republicans have been trying to push on us for decades.

Conservatives did this. Trump was the tool they used, but this would have happened under Jeb! or any other Republican president as well.

Don’t let the rest of the party off the hook. They all own this.

c/collapse

Conspiracy theory: Spez is orchestrating some sort of pump & dump scheme.

Larry Craig says “Hi.”

Mitt Romney says “Hi.”

Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

Susan Collins is deeply concerned.

The need for UBI continues to grow at an alarming rate.

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

It’s amazing how the Republicans still get away with causing a host of ACTUAL problems and then deflect by blaming the country’s woes on immigrants (or LGBTQ people, or DEI, etc.).