TheDuffmaster@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoSwitching to OCaml boislemmy.worldimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1410arrow-down124
arrow-up1386arrow-down1imageSwitching to OCaml boislemmy.worldTheDuffmaster@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down2·5 months agoObjects are fine. OOP sucks.
minus-squarepalordrolap@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up30·5 months agoThis has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·5 months agoHe died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoIf only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
minus-squareThyTTY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down2·5 months agoIt would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·5 months ago I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying “I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!” But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoWe all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
minus-squareerp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoInheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
Objects are fine.
OOP sucks.
This has bell curve meme vibes. I’m just not sure what the middle guy would be saying.
He died of XML factory injection pattern exposure.
If only he had a briefcase of XSLTs to make sure the XML was safe first.
It would say PrototypeFilterStubFacadeBridgeDecoratorTaskRequestMapEventExporterInfoModelRequestIterator
“I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance! I hate inheritance!”
But well, inheritance goes brrrrrr.
We all get disappointed when we don’t inherit anything useful…just a garage full of confusion
Inheritance starts to suck > 1 level deep. Multiple inheritance starts to suck at the point people discuss adding it to a language, or a few femtoseconds after the big bang, whichever comes first.
deleted by creator