You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it’s not a competition, but I’ve heard the guy has done some fairly bad things

🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I’ll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor’s syndrome? Because you obviously don’t suffer from it

I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it’s in the article). Because SW companies don’t really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.

Italian coproduction if I remember correctly, it’s a weird B-movie and I wonder how they managed to keep using the intellectual property for it.

Is an appeal after a jury trial possible? I thought i had heard it was final?

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Wise words from a wise person

The good thing about not using the /s, is that I can always tell myself that I’m downvoted because other people are morons, rather than thinking that I am a moron myself (which I am anyway).

(But for the record, I despise immensely people who think that some subsets of mankind are naturally less clever than others. And I understand that the meme was memed in good faith and its sexism doesn’t necessarily reflect the opinion of OP)

You see, a woman would have never thought of that simple solution, because her diminutive brain functions are only used for household tasks and cannot adapt to complex problem solving. This is why they shouldn’t drive or vote.

Well, you have to admit they are by far the best feature of bing

Sorry it was meant to be “Antikings are lobsters”

Thanks for the explanation! #notmyking #antikingsarelosers

Yeah a German king during the 12th century, sure, one of the many German kings of that time, like, uh, Hans, or, say, Helmut, yeah why not. Don’t tell me it was Conrad III, that little piece of shit was not the real king of the Germans.

Not bad, but try this

Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don’t care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it’s equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don’t mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that’s how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

These guys have the weirdest CVs:

grey hair

grey beard and white moustache

light blue shirt

dark blue jacket

happy to indulge in war crimes

big grumpy eyebrows

Let’s remember the immortal words of the great wordsmith, the sublime epithets of the magnificent poet Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr., who, in a perfect moment of genius, rightly said of Mr. Trump: “he a ho”.

Words so true that Truth itself looks like a lie compared to them.

Anti-war crimes -> Pro-Palestine -> Antisemitic

I think I’ve got it in two!

Don’t mind if I do 🥰