• jmd_akbar@aussie.zone
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    10 months ago

    You know you’re in an alternate universe when Taliban urges you to show restraint…

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      10 months ago

      Our worldlines have been shattered, all metatemporal axes are out of phase and even the Timearch is without recourse on her plank space throne.

      Remember back when the worst thing that happened was a handful of popular celebrities dying naturally?

      There will come a time when you can’t, and maybe that will make dealing with our current ecological, economic, and social collapse easier to bear as it gets worse and worse every day…

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      10 months ago

      Is this story leaking from the dimension where the Taliban are global leaders of peace, the Kardashians have Nobel Prizes, and Hippopotamus meat is considered a delicacy?

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    10 months ago

    If there is any more proof needed that we are in the Bizzarro World timeline is the Taliban urging peace…