I'd outlaw sauce bottles which make getting it all out harder, especially the ones which don't have the opening at the bottom and make it impossible to put the bottle with the opening facing downwards.
I'd outlaw sauce bottles which make getting it all out harder, especially the ones which don't have the opening at the bottom and make it impossible to put the bottle with the opening facing downwards.
Speed limits in school zones because kids think fast cars are cool.
If parents could drive faster their kids would get to school quicker and they could start learning earlier
And stop learning earlier. Much earlier. And forever.
I've always joked that if we up the speed limit in school zones we'd end up with kids who are either smart enough not to run out into traffic, or strong enough to take on a speeding truck. In either case it would be a win for natural selection.
He said "motorways" which I'm pretty sure is just a British word for "freeways." He's not talking about school zones.
I'm English, I know. I was taking the piss.