I also agree we should come up with better methods for stopping sexual assaults but I feel like this one… isn't …ideal
just imagine a full pressure hose spraying blood everywhere. that's doubly traumatizing. plus imagine the cleanup at that Wendy's drive through. yeesh!
youre taking this joke pretty seriously. obviously this is not a possible scenario in any circumstances, despite how many kegels you do. if it were real then yeah, chop that dick off, it's better than being assaulted. but now you've gone and taken all the tongue in cheek humor out of it.
idk theoretically you have a cut from the struggle, the hiv can get in that way. talking about this in such depth is kinda awkward.
I mean, in the same spirit of this meme, maybe there's also an article on ways to grow your dick back immediately as like a fun party gag. hey watch me cut off my dick, then whoops hey it's back. like a starfish or something. might be better to not kegel it off in that scenario.
honestly if one could actually do that it might be better served to have a freak show act on Vegas where you cut up hot dogs and shoot them across the stage like a cannon ball into a bachelor party attendee's well placed mouth. I could see some degenerates paying lots of money for a crazy circus act like that 😅
Pretty sure there was a scene similar to this in the film “don’t spit on my grave” when a girl cuts off some dudes schlong in a tub.
This film also was about a rape victims revenge on her assailants. I also was far too young when I first saw that movie on VHS when my mom wasn’t home.
I also agree we should come up with better methods for stopping sexual assaults but I feel like this one… isn't …ideal
just imagine a full pressure hose spraying blood everywhere. that's doubly traumatizing. plus imagine the cleanup at that Wendy's drive through. yeesh!
I think becoming awash with the blood of my enemies after I thwart their attempt dominate me would be liberating, personally.
welp, to each their own. enjoy your HIV bath, oh great warrior 😬
In this instance it's either be raped and get HIV, or cut the dudes dick off and get HIV.
Tangentially related: how do you think STDs work, my friend?
youre taking this joke pretty seriously. obviously this is not a possible scenario in any circumstances, despite how many kegels you do. if it were real then yeah, chop that dick off, it's better than being assaulted. but now you've gone and taken all the tongue in cheek humor out of it.
idk theoretically you have a cut from the struggle, the hiv can get in that way. talking about this in such depth is kinda awkward.
The only person taking the joke too seriously is the one who brought HIV into it.
That wasn't me.
I mean, in the same spirit of this meme, maybe there's also an article on ways to grow your dick back immediately as like a fun party gag. hey watch me cut off my dick, then whoops hey it's back. like a starfish or something. might be better to not kegel it off in that scenario.
Oh fuck, the starfish dicked rapist. Now that's a fucking supervillain.
honestly if one could actually do that it might be better served to have a freak show act on Vegas where you cut up hot dogs and shoot them across the stage like a cannon ball into a bachelor party attendee's well placed mouth. I could see some degenerates paying lots of money for a crazy circus act like that 😅
Pretty sure there was a scene similar to this in the film “don’t spit on my grave” when a girl cuts off some dudes schlong in a tub.
This film also was about a rape victims revenge on her assailants. I also was far too young when I first saw that movie on VHS when my mom wasn’t home.
There is a whole movie about it, an absolute classic called Teeth
think there was a lady a long time ago that cut off her husband's hoo-ha when he cheated on her. Name was Lorraina Bobbit? or something like that.
Her name was all over the last night shows at the time. He was fine, went on to do porn.