Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

  • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    129 months ago

    I haven't yet decided between:

    • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
    • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
    • A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."