• blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    I can't wait til he snorts a ton of coke he's next debate so any one that's ever done the drug can pretend he was totally sober, again.

    • Woah woah - as someone who has never done cocaine, is that why he was so nuts (even for him) in the first presidential debate? I've been wondering how anyone could have witnessed that and still voted for him, but it never clicked for me that he might be on something.

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      1 year ago

      Plot twist: he runs out/spills his supply, they run to the nearest corner and it’s fent laced.

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        1 year ago

        Spends the rest of the debate walking from his podium to the corner. You know just in case he sees any coke in the corner.