@BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agoMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up1830arrow-down119
arrow-up1811arrow-down1imageMommy's Choicesh.itjust.works@BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square127fedilink
minus-squareflickerlinkfedilink1•6 months ago…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
minus-square@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•5 months agoShame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.
…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.