Zammy95

I mean, if you bet on the one you want to lose winning, at least you have something to cheer you up a bit maybe?

You are not alone 🤣

If you do this option, don’t smoke, find some edibles. I’m pretty sure smoking right after having teeth pulled is a really bad idea (not 100% sure, but pretty sure)

Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

I have cats and would never have the audacity to do something as vulgar as that.

Seconded this. I’ll read about things I don’t even give a damn about, I just like reading. I’ll get better at commenting more one day, try my best for now ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I can’t stand the Democratic party. They’ll be getting 100% of my votes for the foreseeable future. Yay freedom! lol

Seconded. Weathering with You is also good, but Your Name and Suzume are absolutely top notch

Are you at least vaguely responsible? You should be fine, grow a way man!

I don’t know if I agree with the content necessarily but do find it funny if I’m following right.

When on the phone with an automated system, many of them will bypass to a real person if they hear certain phrases, “representative” being a very commonly used one. I think it’s saying the way you say representative reflects your true self, whether you just calmly repeat “representative”, or yell “REPRESENTATIVE” at the robot until someone picks up lol

It just gets me more excited, I don’t know anyone who was polled for this and all my friends are Penn Democrats. Would love for the actual day to blow the polls out of the water

It’s 2am and I don’t care to admit how long I looked at this.

Yeah that’s pretty much where I’m at. I joined my buddy in his wife’s Japanese club, but I know absolutely nothing. Trying Duolingo primarily to learn the alphabets. It’s not perfect, but I can recognize them all and read Hiragana, so it’s not completely worthless!

Didn’t help me learn how to wite at ALL though. Too little practice, it’s definitely a tool (for some languages as least) that’s meant to be used with other learning methods

I don’t even know a damned thing about him, other than drug abuse. That doesn’t paint him as a piece of shit to me, just sad. A man who made many poor decisions. (There very well may be shitty things I don’t know, but they’re loudest about the drugs)

I’d just like to chime in and say I definitely never learned about whoever the hell Dred Scott is, nor what that guy’s court was.

I love that you can see them holding all the mugs in the first panel. They both knew how the whole conversation would go, and just had to step through the “pleasantries” one mug at a time

Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me

I know a lot of Republican voters who say they are libertarians. But when it comes to presidential election time, their 3rd party guy didn’t do nearly as well as the other two during the primaries, and there’s a red vs blue option, I’m sure you could guess who they vote for.

Most people who are blue no matter who would gladly vote for 3rd parties if they were at all feasible. Republicans don’t care who they’re voting for as long as they have an R. If third parties enter the mix, only the left gets hurt

Cross out the /s too and you’re dead on.