Related:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5LZe13RGweA

No, it’s serious. I’ve been smashing my Nintendos ever since they’ve gone woke. Go woke, go BROKE after all.

Having to repurchase my consoles all the time gets really expensive after a while though

Smh just learn Ancient Greek:

philosophy <=> φιλοσοφία <=> Phi Iota Lambda Omicron Sigma Omicron Phi Iota Alpha

How do you know they’re not in the toilet stall next to yours?

Counter-counterpoint:

Display the exact value of pi with 64 digits in any base N number system.

I’m sure the guy Netanyahu named a settlement in the occupied Golan Heights after and who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem, half of which is supposed to belong to Palestine will somehow support Israel less than Biden:

While they can do so, that’s a very effective way to permanently destroy relations between the EU and the US. The US will be unable to effectively project power onto both Europe and the Middle East once the military bases in Europe are closed down in the aftermath. It will be the US’s biggest loss in soft power since its founding.

J is in lower case too, the line on the right of the i is shorter than the others.

“We are deeply saddened by the loss of any marine life,” the officials said, adding that the Geneva-based MSC Cruises follows all regulations designed to protect whales, such as altering itineraries in certain regions to avoid hitting the animals.

Translation: We don’t give a fuck what happened because we do the absolute minimum to abide by laws we lobbied into existence, therefore we will not face any consequences.

Trump is more pro-money than anti-China

Biden has done significantly more damage to China’s economy than Trump, by far. See https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2024/01/trump-reelection-china-xi-jinping/676129/ for example.

Besides, China supports every single party causing harm to democracies.

For instance, there’s a reason the German fascist “We should reopen concentration camps for Antifa” party has more popularity on TikTok than all other German parties combined. TikTok’s promotion of fascism is even worse than Musk’s Twitter.

Most Stone Age human societies routinely practiced infanticide, and estimates of children killed by infanticide in the Mesolithic and Neolithic eras vary from 15 to 50 percent. Infanticide continued to be common in most societies after the historical era began, including ancient Greece, ancient Rome, the Phoenicians, ancient China, ancient Japan, Pre-Islamic Arabia, Aboriginal Australia, Native Americans, and Native Alaskans.

Wikipedia: Infanticide

Or better yet:

One thumb to open, the other to wipe.

Makes it more inconspicuous.

Yeah sure, Trump will surely be controlled

Just like Franz von Papen ensured Hitler could be easily controlled once Hitler was in a position of power:

“In two months, we will have pushed Hitler so far into a corner, he squeaks!”

• January, 1933

Killing 50% of any one people is genocide, right? For example, the Nazis killed up to 50% of European Romani people and it is classified as a genocide.

Let’s assume killing 50% of n peoples is genocide.

Since killing 50% of n peoples is genocide, killing 50% of n+1 peoples must also be genocide, else a number N would exist such that killing 50% of N - 1 peoples is genocide but killing 50% of N peoples is not. The existence of such a number N would be quite contradictory, as it would imply one could undo genocide by killing more people. Additionally, if one were to first kill 50% of N - 1 people and then kill 50% of one more people some time later, both events would be classified as genocide, since killing 50% of one people is assumed to be genocide.

Therefore, Thanos did in fact commit genocide.

I don’t quite understand the point you’re trying to make. I responded to a comment stating:

“The JEWS™ are destroying Jesus’s homelands just like they killed him, why is any Christian supporting the Jews™???”

Additionally, the comment conflates Palestine (region) with Palestine (country). Israel is currently destroying and invading Palestine (country). Israel has controlled large parts of Palestine (region) for many decades and has ethnically cleansed those parts of many non-Jewish Palestinians (region) who have mostly fled into neighboring countries, including Palestine (country).

What I’m trying to say is: It’s a contradiction to argue Israel is destroying Jesus’s homelands because Israel has controlled large parts of Palestine (region) for 80 years. They would’ve either destroyed his homelands already or they wouldn’t have. If it’s the former, Israel cannot destroy “Jesus’s homelands” anymore. If it’s the latter, you’re implying that the current borders of Palestine (country) is “Jesus’s homelands” - which is false, as Palestine (country) only controls a portion of Palestine (region).

the people who killed Jesus

This is clear-cut Christian antisemitism, the justification for more than a millenia of discrimination and ultimately culminating in the Holocaust. You are implying present day Jews have the collective responsibility of killing Jesus.

Also, you are equating Judaism with Israel, which is done by both zionists and antisemites.

are trying to destroy his homeland and take it over

Palestine the country is not Palestine the region. Israel has control over large parts of Palestine, the region. Palestine, the country, does not. Jesus lived in Palestine, the region. Jesus did not live in Palestine, the country or modern-day Israel, the country. His “homelands” have not existed for nearly two millenia since they have been taken over countless of times, be it the British, the Ottomans, the Crusaders and everyone before that.

I don’t think 3 billionaires emit in their combined lifetime as much as 100 BILLION farting chicken in a day.

Depends on the language, though they’ll probably pronounce it in a way disregarding every language with ö’s rules.

Why would billionaire “Muslims” from the Middle East give a fuck about Muslims in the US?

Not the Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaft though, as it’s referring to a company which was established prior to 1996.