Brush whilst the water is heating up means you’re doing your bit to help the environment! And other such half truths I tell myself to get through the day.

Haha aww that is me.

No Macdonalds is making a stink because it’s now cheaper to make foods at home for their core demographic -poor people. The article says they will drop some food prices accordingly.

It’s that or be 300kg. Like not feeling horny, I swear I don’t feel hunger, I just eat to be happy. There is a balance between food and fapping.

That is terrible, I love it.

Wait wait wait. Ooh I'm so going to try this now.

Dark brown sugar sandwiches. Yep fresh water bread. Butter thick. Dark brown sugar between. Yeah I'll probably be having a heart attack any day now.

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